Interfacing with your brain. Through your eyes. Ask and ye may receive. &nbsp var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4681793-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}PseudopodiaTumblr (3.0; @pseudopodia)http://pseudopodia.org/The wife is contemplating sticking an earbud in her bellybutton. I have encouraged her to commit to...<p>The wife is contemplating sticking an earbud in her bellybutton. I have encouraged her to commit to the course of action.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1076067484http://pseudopodia.org/post/1076067484Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:24:47 -0400“And what rough beast, it’s hour come round at last, Slouches toward Bethlehem to be...<p>“And what rough beast, it’s hour come round at last, Slouches toward Bethlehem to be born”? The new school year, clearly.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1072042448http://pseudopodia.org/post/1072042448Sun, 05 Sep 2010 19:06:13 -0400Insult or complement?  I’m not sure, but it seems apt...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7kpxycEpM1qb6fhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Insult or complement?  I’m not sure, but it seems apt regardless.</p> <p>via <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/TGxHFCjzWjI/AAAAAAAAHKI/l59SxZRRid4/s1600/7816_3bd8_500.jpeg" target="_blank">2.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1069846146http://pseudopodia.org/post/1069846146Sun, 05 Sep 2010 10:26:54 -0400mediaimagessillinessvideo gamesThere’s nothing i like more than a good graphic visualization: http://bit.ly/a683CR<p>There’s nothing i like more than a good graphic visualization: <a href="http://bit.ly/a683CR" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/a683CR</a></p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1064230791http://pseudopodia.org/post/1064230791Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:47:01 -0400My email grace moment has passed. Back to the tide of electrons.<p>My email grace moment has passed. Back to the tide of electrons.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1060439621http://pseudopodia.org/post/1060439621Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:08:39 -0400Shhh….my school and personal inboxes are both empty. Don’t ruin the moment.<p>Shhh….my school and personal inboxes are both empty. Don’t ruin the moment.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1060439894http://pseudopodia.org/post/1060439894Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:08:39 -0400I have been informed that our representative of the pre-youth America is in a restless mood today.<p>I have been informed that our representative of the pre-youth America is in a restless mood today.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1057095883http://pseudopodia.org/post/1057095883Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:46:59 -0400Look!  It’s the first picture of my child!   Genetic...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l85csjTVFO1qb6fhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look!  It’s the first picture of my child!  </p> <p>Genetic Counselor:  ”You’re amniocentesis results are normal.”</p> <p>Us:  ”Great news!  Can we have a copy of the karyotype”</p> <p>This stumped the poor woman for a moment.  Turns out that due to the low frequency of biology teacher couples that come in for an amnio, the labs don’t even send the karyotype to the clinic.  They just send a letter saying everything is all good.  </p> <p>But the lab was kind enough to mail us a copy.  </p> <p>46XY = good to go.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1055898917http://pseudopodia.org/post/1055898917Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:14:43 -0400mediaimagesbabypersonalWhat better way to start the new year than with the gift of an unexpected flat tire at the end of a...<p>What better way to start the new year than with the gift of an unexpected flat tire at the end of a 95+ degree day.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1053245667http://pseudopodia.org/post/1053245667Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:24:51 -0400For all my scholastic biology peeps. Wanna be a… Scholar?...<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/whHS3RFFjHc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/whHS3RFFjHc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>For all my scholastic biology peeps.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whHS3RFFjHc" target="_blank">Wanna be a… Scholar?</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/tomcfad" target="_blank">tomcfad</a>)</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1050577799http://pseudopodia.org/post/1050577799Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:46:53 -0400mediascienceeducationsilliness.Anyone want to wager that the spread at today’s conference day will be as unimpressive as the...<p>Anyone want to wager that the spread at today’s conference day will be as unimpressive as the every other one? #supernintendoconferenceday</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1049360642http://pseudopodia.org/post/1049360642Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:17:24 -0400I don’t believe in portents, but the radio played both “Whipping Post” AND...<p>I don’t believe in portents, but the radio played both “Whipping Post” AND “Caribou” on the way to work. Repent. #supernintendoconferenceday</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1049360448http://pseudopodia.org/post/1049360448Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:17:24 -0400From our “Strangeness Seen While Baby Shopping”...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7s1q53JZl1qb6fhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From our “Strangeness Seen While Baby Shopping” Series</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1046096503http://pseudopodia.org/post/1046096503Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:33:54 -0400imagesmediababySweet merciful crap. via media.peopleofwalmart.com<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7kqpxoIGB1qb6fhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sweet merciful crap.</p> <p>via <a href="http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1750CA.jpg" target="_blank">media.peopleofwalmart.com</a></p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1042985000http://pseudopodia.org/post/1042985000Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:30:44 -0400mediaimagessillinessKind of like the kid who gets the chinese character for...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7kql4tixp1qb6fhfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kind of like the kid who gets the chinese character for “idiot” when he thinks he’s getting the one for “awesome”</p> <p>via <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/TGhNYHusEhI/AAAAAAAAHIw/5z2DvX5R628/s400/35951_1451481171803_1376482029_31433949_995549_n.jpg" target="_blank">3.bp.blogspot.com</a></p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1040523195http://pseudopodia.org/post/1040523195Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:13:55 -0400sillinessimagesmediabad tattooDear Global Studies Teachers, Enjoy this example of cultural...<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3YQ24i1wP0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3YQ24i1wP0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dear Global Studies Teachers, Enjoy this example of cultural diffusion.  No need to thank me.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0&feature=player_embedded#!" target="_blank">Highway to Hell - Ukrainian Folk Version</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/MrSkylar78" target="_blank">MrSkylar78</a>)</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1037385279http://pseudopodia.org/post/1037385279Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:13:44 -0400mediavideossilliness.Is it wrong to encourage your unborn child to kick and move around by exhorting him to “work...<p>Is it wrong to encourage your unborn child to kick and move around by exhorting him to “work the heavy bag”? If so, then I’m wrong.</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1034889307http://pseudopodia.org/post/1034889307Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:12:50 -0400Someone just might make a fortune on this one. 8-Bit YouTube...<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/COzl8xkqmJI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/COzl8xkqmJI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Someone just might make a fortune on this one.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzl8xkqmJI&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">8-Bit YouTube</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/Peepholecircus" target="_blank">Peepholecircus</a>)</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1033414961http://pseudopodia.org/post/1033414961Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:52:52 -0400sillinessmediavideosI don’t know why anyone cares about Glenn Beck and his rally. It’s not like he’s...<p>I don’t know why anyone cares about Glenn Beck and his rally. It’s not like he’s anything new or original in America: <a href="http://bit.ly/9dfb8r" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/9dfb8r</a></p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1030473803http://pseudopodia.org/post/1030473803Sun, 29 Aug 2010 06:52:44 -0400How not to fit in with your workforce. Boss tries to be one of...<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rxSJiaiy5c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rxSJiaiy5c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>How not to fit in with your workforce.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rxSJiaiy5c&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Boss tries to be one of the boys, but fails miserably</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/IsaacHurgronje" target="_blank">IsaacHurgronje</a>)</p>http://pseudopodia.org/post/1030366820http://pseudopodia.org/post/1030366820Sun, 29 Aug 2010 06:15:44 -0400mediavideosawesome