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“Oh, it would be a blast if they were this loud, if they smelled this good,” Palin declared. “I love that smell of the emissions!”
“Let’s keep in mind that our recent hookup with hope and change is not a long term relationship,”
Shockingly enough, I’d be super-psyched if this “ticket” survived the nomination process.
The only person in American Politics who is a bigger twit than Failed Governor Palin is Michelle Bachman. I mean, that lady is fucking bat shit crazy (with apologies to bat shit). I do not believe she is sane.
And given the lies that Ms. Palin spits out like rain, it would be a bloodbath.
Plus, if the “Crazy Train” (I hereby give Palin-Bachmann ‘12 permission to use that slogan as much as they want) somehow won, I would know for sure that the country was finally on the permanent downslide.
“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic.”
Another Misleading Political Story
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will write another book, her publisher announced Wednesday.
Wouldn’t you have to write a first book, before you could write “another book”?
“The book will include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family,” according to a release. “She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely (and timeless) themes.”
Somehow, I have to think Ms. Palin’s favorite bits of American History are slightly different (and less actual) from mine. I would be lying if I said that I was looking forward to the Twit-Queen’s mangling of the historical record to suit her bizarre delusions. Still, it should be hilarious, especially given the failed governor’s breathtaking command of world events.
